Saturday, May 21, 2011
Rapture
So its 6:09pm. No earthquakes. No judgement day. Just a really HOT day. Like the kind of heat that is too dangerous for fatties like me to wander out into. Poor Sadie has cabin fever she wants to go out SO bad. I went out long enough to eat a Popsicle with her but then I was done. I'll admit I'm a little disappointed I assume that if the rapture did come today I would no longer be pregnant. BUT I'm am feeling OK about myself today. While I was driving to my friends baby shower I got hit on by some boys in a sports car. Usually I would be pretty annoyed and maybe even show off my long finger but my fragile ego needed the boost. So I waved my wedding ring at them and moved on. I was half tempted to lift myself up so they could see "the BELLY" their expressions would be pretty funny I think.
Friday, May 20, 2011
Freak Show
I was the freak show at Walmart today. WALMART. On a Friday night. Hookers and gangsters aplenty and I was the one pointed at, laughed at, and asked by 4 groups of people "When are you due??" Me: "June 17" Them: "Oh! Do you think you'll make it? You're huge!" All 4 groups had different varieties of these same questions and responses which actually didn't bug me as much as the staring and snickering. I feel like I probably shouldn't go out of my house anymore. Maybe I'll join the circus for the next few weeks. Make a little extra cash. :)
Thursday, May 19, 2011
Still Life...
Today Sadie and I went for a walk. I "might" have been attempting to induce labor. It didn't work but oh well, it was worth a shot. I can think of worse ways of attempting to induce labor, and better ways for that matter (wink wink) When we got home I sat down at the kitchen table and didn't move. I sat there for an hour doing absolutely nothing. Sadie climbed up on me and fed me some lucky charms but other than that I sat completely still. I'm not sure why I did this. I didn't even realize it until I looked at the clock in the kitchen and realized it was time to start dinner. It was really nice actually. The TV was off, the computer was off and it was peaceful. I got to enjoy Sadie without distractions. I got sad when I realized that life as we know it is about to change. It's a good change but a change nonetheless. Thats life though I guess. Not only will we be adding a new baby to the mix but on July 1st we'll also be closing on our first house. It's a lot to take on!
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
Just because
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