...and I mean EVER!
1. I couldn't even tell you were pregnant until a few weeks ago! (Obvious lies just add insult to injury)
2. You look like you are about to pop. (People generally don't "pop" this statement just makes you sound like a redneck)
3. Is there just ONE in there?! (I got this one today at my dentist visit) GRR...
4. When people hear how close together my kids will be in age they like to say "Did you mean to do that??" Yes I did and I'm a complete moron thanks for rubbing it in!
5. You look huge! -I KNOW THAT!
6. Should you be eating that?
7. Your boobs are huge!-Um, can you say sexual harassment?
8. Do you need to use the restroom?-I'm not 4. If I need to use the restroom I'll ask!
9. Oh wow that weight is going to be hard to work off later.
10. One more thing,
My eyes are up here! Please don't stare at the belly while you talk to me it makes me super self conscious. If its pokin' out from my shirt just tell me because I have no idea most of the time!
2 comments:
Oh my that was funny to read! I have gotten most of those! lol
Lol, next time I see you, I'll just look at you straight in the eyes and won't say a word :)
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